KE hopeful wrote:
I am quite surprised about the negativity towards the Green Bus - I thought it would offer him more security.
From what? On suburban buses in south west Birmingham at eight in the morning?
Jasper Carrott? ... sorry I mean...
When the nutter gets on the bus, why does the nutter always sit next to me?
I was on the bus the other day and I could hear this nutter getting on behind me. I can tell he's a nutter because he's calling out...
'Eeek! Has anyone seen my camel!!?'
And everyone on the bus is praying quietly ‘Please God don’t let the nutter sit next to me. I’ll do anything you want but please don’t let the nutter sit next to me’
Nutters love showing you things, "I've got an atom bomb in here!"
And he shows me a corned beef tin ...
Well once you've got the nutter everyone else can enjoy it...
When I was at KEHS in the 70;s the Acock's Green to school bus was solely for us in the morning - driver (Maurice) wore earplugs and we had a great time - on the way home the bus was turned right at the county ground and became just another number 1 bus .... public used to get on - we could no longer natter / have fun as they were all quite grumpy (unreasonably sometimes..) - they seemed to assume we would misbehave.... appreciate we couldn't have the bus all to ourselves as it we paid next to nothing and someone had to make some money on the trip - can see the attraction of a school only bus.