Starting a new independent school

another mother · Post by **another mother** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:23 pm

I can do the history - and if we are on this boat presume that means we could do ancient classical sites (Delphi, pyramids) as well as shore trips to battlefields and seats of power! Is it small enough to get down the Rhine!?

Dab hand with a dinghy too, which might be handy if the kids get riotous.

I think there is something in this!

yoyo123 · Post by **yoyo123** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:24 pm

T.i.p.s.y wrote:I can see yoyo as Head of academic studies and PE!

I'd be good at PE , I know (and have probably used) every trick in the book for getting out of lessons, no one can pull the wool over my eyes.

Can I stand on the touchline, swathed in about 40 sweaters, gloves and hat and yell " Nonsense child it's not cold"?

T.i.p.s.y · Post by **T.i.p.s.y** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:25 pm

T.i.p.s.y · Post by **T.i.p.s.y** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:27 pm

All employees (as we are condierably poorer than most) will get free school places. Not sure we can stretch to the whole cohort CM, so you may need to adopt to get more freebies!

Post by **hermanmunster** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:27 pm

probably no council tax if we stay outside territorial waters - we can even broadcast our own radio stations!!!!

We can move to the Med for a few weeks - brush up the French and Spanish and visit the ancient sites of Greece etc.

OK I've just signed up DD & DS.

Post by **hermanmunster** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:30 pm

another mother wrote:I can do the history - and if we are on this boat presume that means we could do ancient classical sites (Delphi, pyramids) as well as shore trips to battlefields and seats of power! Is it small enough to get down the Rhine!?

Dab hand with a dinghy too, which might be handy if the kids get riotous.

I think there is something in this!

I'm sure we could try the Rhine..... anyone know the maximum width of boat we are looking for?

yoyo123 · Post by **yoyo123** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:45 pm

If I keep eating these sweets we will need a very wide one....

Loopyloulou · Post by **Loopyloulou** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:15 pm

I nominate sj355 to teach Ancient Greek!

Can I be in charge of RE, PSHE and Citizenship please - it definitely won't be National Curriculum

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suncrest · Post by **suncrest** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:22 pm

This is truly hilarious.

As well as Art teacher I was going to offer my services as groundsman/woman......an excellently cushy number if we are to be on a liner

Chelmsford mum · Post by **Chelmsford mum** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:35 pm

Loopyloulou wrote:Can I be in charge of RE, PSHE and Citizenship please - it definitely won't be National Curriculum !

Hmmmm, not sure we might get closed down