Sprained ankle advice/experiences please (ideally positive!)

Midget Man · Post by **Midget Man** » Mon Apr 26, 2010 12:06 am

Nope, mine clearly state's Midget Man, although I am indeed of the opposite gender

Amber · Post by **Amber** » Mon Apr 26, 2010 8:53 am

Has anyone noticed I am really Anber?

ourmaminhavana · Post by **ourmaminhavana** » Mon Apr 26, 2010 8:55 am

Not Manber?

Amber · Post by **Amber** » Mon Apr 26, 2010 8:57 am

Sounds like a snake.

I am woman!

Nathair · Post by **Nathair** » Mon Apr 26, 2010 9:06 am

"Mr Tilney: That woman is a woman!" -
-- Shakespeare In Love

And so am I!!

Amber · Post by **Amber** » Mon Apr 26, 2010 9:10 am

I am strong,
I am invincible,
I am woman!

I am woman, hear me roar - Helen Reddy

ourmaminhavana · Post by **ourmaminhavana** » Mon Apr 26, 2010 9:15 am

You do realise that you pedants have hijacked my post and now as well as my ankle I haven't a leg to stand on

Amber · Post by **Amber** » Mon Apr 26, 2010 9:20 am

Displacement activity is the best way to take your mind off the pain. Anyway, as we have now ascertained beyond all doubt, you are a woman, and can deal with pain.

Oh yes I am wise
But it's wisdom born of pain
Yes, I've paid the price
But look how much I gained
If I have to, I can do anything
I am strong (strong)
I am invincible (invincible)
I am woman

Thanks to Helen Reddy who I am sure would be happy to have these lyrics reproduced here in the cause of a wider good: to make ourmaminhavana feel better!

ourmaminhavana · Post by **ourmaminhavana** » Mon Apr 26, 2010 9:28 am

Thanks Amber! Are you part time?

After our Indian take away on Saturday night I asked my hubby if he could bring me a bag of wedges. He said, "Haven't you had enough to eat?" Now hitting the frozen peas with a vengeance.

Amber · Post by **Amber** » Mon Apr 26, 2010 9:32 am

Thanks Amber! Are you part time?

Woman? No, full-time.

If you are referring to my job:yes. That is why I can spend large amounts of time posting inane posts on here!

(And yes I have just removed large amounts of unnecessary life history from here!)