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PostPosted: Wed May 05, 2010 9:58 pm 
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While walking down the street one day a "Member of Parliament" is tragically hit by a truck and dies.

His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

'Welcome to heaven,' says St. Peter.. 'Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you.'

'No problem, just let me in,' says the man.

'Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have you spend one day in h ell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity.'

'Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven,' says the MP.

'I'm sorry, but we have our rules.'

And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to h ell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him.

Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people.

They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and champagne.

Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly & nice guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that before he realizes it, it is time to go.

Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises....

The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him.

'Now it's time to visit heaven.'

So, 24 hours pass with the MP joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.

'Well, then, you've spent a day in h ell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity.'

The MP reflects for a minute, then he answers: 'Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in h ell.'

So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to h ell.

Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage.

He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above.

The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder. 'I don't understand,' stammers the MP. 'Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time.. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable.


What happened?'

THE DEVIL looks at him, smiles and says, 'Yesterday I was campaigning... ..

Today you voted.'


Choose wisely my friends, choose wisely!!

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PostPosted: Wed May 05, 2010 11:20 pm 
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:D :D :D


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PostPosted: Thu May 06, 2010 9:29 am 
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brilliant!

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PostPosted: Thu May 06, 2010 9:46 am 
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Loved it Snowdrops


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PostPosted: Thu May 06, 2010 9:48 am 
And then it is spoiled by the sight of that blasted baby! :x


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PostPosted: Thu May 06, 2010 9:51 am 
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Baby's partying for our victory party tonight Tips :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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PostPosted: Thu May 06, 2010 9:53 am 
I think it will be a hung parliament, or worse - Harperson!!! :cry:


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PostPosted: Thu May 06, 2010 12:49 pm 
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Loved that, Snowdrops !

Strangely, I'm glad to see the dancing baby back !!!


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PostPosted: Thu May 06, 2010 12:54 pm 
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Yo! Go baby! He's going to play a lot today, sorry Tips :cry: :wink:

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