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PostPosted: Fri Dec 24, 2010 10:17 pm 
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Forget marks in practice papers on maths, NVR, and VR as predictors of 11+ pass or fail. At what age do you think a child should have realised that Santa does not exist to be on the top 25% of the population?

Ho, ho.

Happy Christmas.


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 24, 2010 10:19 pm 
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about 5 years old?


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 24, 2010 10:35 pm 
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The DSs are probably comfortably within the top 25%, but the stockings are laid out on the fireplace, crisp carrots await Donner & Blitzen and Santa will enjoy a nutritious glass of milk during his visit to us.

Santa is not just for Christmas, he is for life! :D


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 24, 2010 10:39 pm 
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oo you make me feel bad S-A - I never could lie to the kids so when they determinedly announced at a rather young age that could not be a father christmas as it was impossible to get round the world that quickly, I had to agree with them.

Hasn't spoilt the enjoyment of Xmas though :wink: -


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 24, 2010 10:45 pm 
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They know alright, although they have never actually said so, because they worked out many years ago that DVDs and PC/XBox/PS3 games and chocolate coins fit very neatly inside the Christmas stockings ... :wink:


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PostPosted: Sat Dec 25, 2010 8:34 am 
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I still believe in him and I am 53. :D

Master yoyo announced one year that he didn;t believe and then reverted next year as he reckoned he might not get anything.


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PostPosted: Sat Dec 25, 2010 8:38 pm 
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Of course he exists ... how dare anybody suggest anything else.


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PostPosted: Sat Dec 25, 2010 10:35 pm 
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.. um doodles, I don't like to tell you this..... well put it this way - did you ever study physics?


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PostPosted: Sun Dec 26, 2010 2:16 am 
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Santa could use the space time continuum to exploit the amount of time he has in one night,and stretch it out to over 6 months or more. Santa may scientifically reverse grow presents through nanotechnology. And utilizing it he could save
time, save space in his bagand reduce the amount of weight from his sleigh.

:lol: :lol:


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PostPosted: Sun Dec 26, 2010 8:15 am 
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bromley mum wrote:
Santa could use the space time continuum to exploit the amount of time he has in one night,and stretch it out to over 6 months or more. Santa may scientifically reverse grow presents through nanotechnology. And utilizing it he could save
time, save space in his bagand reduce the amount of weight from his sleigh.

:lol: :lol:


Oh thanks - that explains it .... any chance he could take over the housework?


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