The EU is brainwashing our children

[Amber]

You could have pulled out your own fingernails...

Currently being quite entertained listening to Lord Leveson encountering the editors of one such celebrity magazine. 'Not quite my usual journal, ho ho.'

[yoyo123]

I have been looking after my elderly father recently, I could cope with catheters , medication and helping him to bed and the various moppings up and trying to console my mum..but having to buy them the Daily Mail every day was a step too far

[Waiting_For_Godot]

I don't think I've ever read the Daily Anything, The Sun or the extinct News of The World.

Private Eye is hilarious PD!

[Fran17]

PD you just happened upon a news stand that sold only a copy of the Daily Mail or a celebrity magazine? Are you sure you weren't just drawn in by the headline?

[Pushy Dad]

PD you just happened upon a news stand that sold only a copy of the Daily Mail or a celebrity magazine? Are you sure you weren't just drawn in by the headline?

Well, I believe that like food and wine, food and newspapers should be selectively paired. The Times was a bit too heavy for a fry up

[scary mum]

I hope the Daily Mail didn't give you awful indigestion, PD.

[Fran17]

Well, I believe that like food and wine, food and newspapers should be selectively paired. The Times was a bit too heavy for a fry up

[Amber]

Well, I believe that like food and wine, food and newspapers should be selectively paired. The Times was a bit too heavy for a fry up

I think it was the photo of Ian Hislop on the front of The Times that put you off your black pudding and fried egg, PD. Too many dark memories of your depressing Private Eye days.

Because it surely wasn't the '5 ways to wear a raincoat' that did it?

[First-timer]

My DD was a recipient of the offending pencil case. To compound matters, she also received a free ruler and eraser too. Her mind is no longer her own and I don't know what to do!

[sherry_d]

Oh dear I am so shallow, I read SUN and subscribe to it. I read Mail Online - (have specific stuff I like there)

I shall go and hide in my closet now