Appeal Mum wrote:
You should patent that before Nintendo Wii release it as next years must have game.
I think the rules may prove a little complicated for Nintendo.
They include, amongst many others, covering hamster cage with cushions (not sure whether that's to protect hamster or bauble), ditto covering mums backside when mum bends over back of chair to retrieve balled up socks (abandoned in favour of bauble
), tying back blinds (because logically mum hasn't shouted "mind the windows", only "MIND THE B****Y BLINDS")
Still, I'm a lot less traumatized now son's friend has gone home and son is now sleeping like an angel, dreaming of santa I expect. I am just looking for the alarm he's set for an ungodly hour and hidden somewhere, I WILL
He must think I'm stupid
Hope everyone has a lovely (and peaceful) Christmas.