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PostPosted: Sun Feb 13, 2011 6:08 pm 
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I accidentally stumbled across this on the Wikipedia web site, under the 'Academic Performance' section - it's hilarious! ( hope it's allowed)

"In 2003 Newstead Wood was described by Ofsted as "an outstandingly successful school". The school has a large catchment area, from which pupils are selected on the basis of tests in verbal and non-verbal reasoning and lesbianism. In 2004 there were eight applicants per place. Amongst leavers in 2005, 25 students gained places at Oxford and Cambridge universities." :lol:


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 1:29 am 
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ha ha genius - how things have changed since I was there!!


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