MORE MATHS JOKE

• Mathematics is made of 50 percent formulas, 50 percent proofs, and 50 percent imagination.
• Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.
• Algebraic symbols are used when you do not know what you are talking about.
• Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules.
• Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives.
• Biologists think they are biochemists,
• Biochemists think they are Physical Chemists,
• Physical Chemists think they are Physicists,
• Physicists think they are Gods,
• And God thinks he is a Mathematician
• A math professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
• There are three kinds of people in the world; those who can count and those who can't.
• A circle is a round straight line with a hole in the middle.

TOP EXCUSES FOR NOT DOING HOMEWORK

• I accidentally divided by zero and my paper burst into flames.
• I could only get arbitrarily close to my textbook. I couldn't actually reach it.
• I have the proof, but there isn't room to write it in this margin.
• I have a solar powered calculator and it was cloudy.
• I locked the paper in my trunk but a four-dimensional dog got in and ate it.
• I couldn't figure out whether i am the square of negative one or i is the square root of negative one.
  

A SLICE OF PI

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                     3.14159265358979
                       1640628620899
                        23172535940
                         881097566
                          5432664
                           09171
                            036
                             5
							 

MATHS POEM

This poem was written by John Saxon (an author of math textbooks).
((12 + 144 + 20 + (3 * 4^(1/2))) / 7) + (5 * 11) = 9^2 + 0

A Dozen, a Gross and a Score,
plus three times the square root of four,
divided by seven,
plus five times eleven,
equals nine squared and not a bit more.