How is everyone making the time pass?
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Re: How is everyone making the time pass?
Please do not be offended by these jokes.
1.Countdown Show..
Give me a vowel - u, u, e, u
Give me a consonant - n, s, c, c, s, s, f, l
You have 30 seconds to make the longest word from these letters.
How many letters do we have? 12
Answer: unsuccessful.
Panel - This word does not exist in my vocabulary.
2. Mad Max was asked, how did you get your name?
He replied: I was sane until I took the 11 plus exam.
3. Who was most upset when waiting for 11 plus results? Dog, The Parent or the Child
Answer: The Dog because he hadn't been fed for the last 5 days.
4.DS says to father, Don't worry about the 11 plus result, Dad.Father asks:Why not?
DS replies: Well, it's 2012 and the world is going to end anyway.
5. How does JC get a pay rise, in KES?
Answer: Cancelling all APs and increasing the fees.
6. Why were grammar schools invented?
Answer: To test whether parent can teach their own children.
7. Why were the parents not worried by the 11 plus results?
Answer: they didn't have the internet or a postbox.
8. Two parents were talking to each other. One said he had won £70,000 in the Lottery. The other parent said my 2 DS are in grammar school, today, so spend your lottery winnings on your indie fees.
9. What's your lottery number?
Answer: 352.
reply: Snap, My DS also got into KECB.
Wish everyone best of luck. May we all have our dreams come true.
1.Countdown Show..
Give me a vowel - u, u, e, u
Give me a consonant - n, s, c, c, s, s, f, l
You have 30 seconds to make the longest word from these letters.
How many letters do we have? 12
Answer: unsuccessful.
Panel - This word does not exist in my vocabulary.
2. Mad Max was asked, how did you get your name?
He replied: I was sane until I took the 11 plus exam.
3. Who was most upset when waiting for 11 plus results? Dog, The Parent or the Child
Answer: The Dog because he hadn't been fed for the last 5 days.
4.DS says to father, Don't worry about the 11 plus result, Dad.Father asks:Why not?
DS replies: Well, it's 2012 and the world is going to end anyway.
5. How does JC get a pay rise, in KES?
Answer: Cancelling all APs and increasing the fees.
6. Why were grammar schools invented?
Answer: To test whether parent can teach their own children.
7. Why were the parents not worried by the 11 plus results?
Answer: they didn't have the internet or a postbox.
8. Two parents were talking to each other. One said he had won £70,000 in the Lottery. The other parent said my 2 DS are in grammar school, today, so spend your lottery winnings on your indie fees.
9. What's your lottery number?
Answer: 352.
reply: Snap, My DS also got into KECB.
Wish everyone best of luck. May we all have our dreams come true.
Re: How is everyone making the time pass?
Lovely post superdad! It's the way you tell 'em
Good luck to you all
Good luck to you all
