A little bit of a pick up to pass the time...

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bubblebug
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A little bit of a pick up to pass the time...

Post by bubblebug »

No OFFENCE intended:

To all the great mums

I was out walking with my three year old son. He picked up something off the ground and started to put it in his mouth. I took the item away from him and I asked him not to do that.

“Why?” my son asked.

“Because it’s been on the ground and you don’t know where it’s been, it’s dirty and probably has germs,” I replied.

At this point, my son looked at me with total admiration and asked, “Mummy, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart.”

I was thinking quickly. “All mums know this stuff. It’s on the Mummy Test. You have to know it, or they don’t let you be a Mummy.”

We walked along in silence for two or three minutes, but he was evidently pondering this new information. “OH... I get it!” he beamed, “So if you don’t pass the test you have to be the daddy.”

“Exactly,” I replied back with a big smile on my face.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Reading Mum
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Re: A little bit of a pick up to pass the time...

Post by Reading Mum »

Classic :D :D :D
laretta
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Re: A little bit of a pick up to pass the time...

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:lol:
pheasantchick
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Re: A little bit of a pick up to pass the time...

Post by pheasantchick »

Brill, :lol:


Mods - please can you move this to rehab or anything else so those who aren't Brummies can get abit of light relief.
poppit
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Re: A little bit of a pick up to pass the time...

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Thank you bumblebug, it made me chortle :lol:
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