Glad I don't live "darn sarf"

[ahap]

What's East Anglia then? The beer belly?

[FluffyD]

I feel bad for the UK at the moment, legless with a fat ar$e, a beer/baby belly and wearing some silly hat.

[scarlett]

We're pointing the finger of blame at you, Fluffy ! ( and we're remembering how you lowered the tone on the Forum Names thread as well ) I think you need to stand in the corner and think about your behaviour.

[FluffyD]

Sorry Miss

[scarlett]

Which part of the body is Yorkshire , then fluffy ?!

[FluffyD]

Well obviously you want me to sat b00bies so I won't, plus I don't want a detention

We are the heart of the country of course!


PS I am so sad I have just sat and devoured every page of DS's potential school website, even their holiday dates! What am I doing? If I am like this now then God help me next year when I am waiting for allocation, I may end up in hospital or divorced!

[scarlett]

That's what this place is for Fluffy ! You may be pleased you don't live " Down South " ( I've been trying to say darn sarf to see if I sound like that..but I just sound a bit strange and am interrupting the dogs afternoon nap ) but it's the same for all of us...stress and a mind boggling array of emotions. Just jump on board...you sound as if you have the right frame of mind to get on very nicely here !

[hermanmunster]

Well obviously you want me to sat b00bies so I won't,

always thought that was Cumbria???!!

[scarlett]

Mmmm Herman, you might be onto something there. DH has a friend who lives in Cumbria and I always thought him a right t*t.

[hermanmunster]

Mmmm Herman, you might be onto something there. DH has a friend who lives in Cumbria and I always thought him a right t*t.