Nando's
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timothylewin
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Nando's
Hi, does anyone if the halal Nando's in Star City Birmingham is open on the 25th Dec? Nothing on their web site as far as I can see, thanks in advance.
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TL you didn't really post this ? A quick google search on their website shows it is closed.timothylewin wrote:Hi, does anyone if the halal Nando's in Star City Birmingham is open on the 25th Dec? Nothing on their web site as far as I can see, thanks in advance.
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It must be a generational thing our kids seem to love nando's and I hate them.
In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
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I found it quite easily.
No it isn't.
https://www.nandos.co.uk/eat/restaurant ... -star-city" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
No it isn't.
https://www.nandos.co.uk/eat/restaurant ... -star-city" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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salsa wrote:Closed due to 11+ prep.
It seems that the 11+ exams create some cases of acute elevenplusitis!
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I knew it - you've reinvented yourself again!
Re: Nando's
A panda bear walks into a restaurant. He orders the special and eats it. After eating, he pulls out a pistol, kills the waiter and starts to walk out the door.
The owner of the restaurant says, "Hey, what are you doing? You come in here, you kill my waiter and walk away without saying a word. I don't understand."
The panda says, "Look it up in the dictionary," and walks out the door.
So the owner gets out a dictionary and looks under the heading
"Panda". It reads:
panda black and white animal; lives in central China; eats shoots and leaves.
The owner of the restaurant says, "Hey, what are you doing? You come in here, you kill my waiter and walk away without saying a word. I don't understand."
The panda says, "Look it up in the dictionary," and walks out the door.
So the owner gets out a dictionary and looks under the heading
"Panda". It reads:
panda black and white animal; lives in central China; eats shoots and leaves.
In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
Abraham Lincoln
Abraham Lincoln
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Bibliovore
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Re: Nando's
When asked later why he had done it, the Panda declined to comma.
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timothylewin
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Re: Nando's
A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down, and orders a sandwich.
He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead.
As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"
The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey, man, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!"
The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda:
A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.
He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead.
As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"
The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey, man, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!"
The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda:
A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.